Friday, 18 June 2010

Nature D. Disorder


I love the outdoors, so I knew the phenomenon of NDD that my peers had. You don't know what it is? There's a whole book about it, but I'm kind enough to give you a brief introduction to this right here. NDD stands for, Nature, Deficiet Disorder. Yup, you can have a nature deficiet disorder. Now, I'm not going to lie, I didn't come across this information myself, my outdoors program intructor did. And in addition to telling me about this, he convinced to read the intro of the book.


I have NDD right now. I haven't been outside in about three days...why? Why would a nature lover stay indoors for that long? Well, hmm let me think, on the national news there are reports of the worst pollen count seen in a decade. Well hmm, I'm deathly allergic to pollen of certain wheat type plants. There is no way I can go outside. I will friggin sneeze to death. Do you find this as ironic as I do? Nature is what is giving me a nature deficit disorder. o.O oohh my...


But truly, if you have not done so already, discover the wonders of nature. The shade of a tree, the beach, the springy earth in the woods, the thrill of zooming down a river in a kayak, go rock climbing, it is so good for you, and even for all of those who are not so eager about these things, you never know, you might have fun. But watch out for ticks! Just do a tick check when you're done with these activities. And poison ivy, do know that if you wash the oil off within the hour of getting it on you, you'll be fine. Ok yes, now I have to admit, nature does bite. But all the wondrous things, I swear! make it worth it.

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